Coffee, (1810, Port-Louis, Mauritius)
(Here Captain Jack Aubrey discovers the coffee is..odd.) A little "edited down" excerpt from Patrick O'Brian's The Mauritius Command , where Stephen, the ship's surgeon, discovers the coffee situation from Preserved Killick, the Steward. "Killick," said Stephen, "what's amiss? Have you seen a ghost in the bread-room?" "Is there a ghost in the bread-room, sir? Oh, oh, and I was there in the middle watch. Oh sir, I might a seen it." "There is always a ghost in the bread-room. Light along that pot, will you now?" "I dursn't sir, begging your pardon. There's worse news than the ghost, even. Them wicked old rats got at the coffee, sir, and I doubt there's another pot in the barky." "Preserved Killick, pass me the pot, or you will join the ghost in the bread-room and howl forevermore." ... Jack (Captain Jack Aubrey) walked in, poured himself a cup as he bade Stephen good morning, and said...