We decided that we probably needed fish in the pond to keep down the mosquito larvae, so we went to the pet store to pick up some minnows or something small. This particular pet store specializes in fish (they have some large, surly-looking piranha in the front in a tank, with a reminder not to put your hand in there) and this fish, as big as my arm, named "Jill". Jill was very lively, possibly because I looked like someone who might feed her. This activity meant all the pictures of her came out blurry, as my camera doesn't like low light. Eventually she might reach 300 lbs, and will need a larger tank. Anyway, we found the right tank full of half-inch long gray fish and bought fifty of them, and brought them home and released them in the pond, where they swam around merrily for about two hours before disappearing into cracks and the roots of the sea lettuce and hyacinths. The frogs were apparently unimpressed, or perhaps they just waited until we went to bed to eat s...