First World Problems

It's 3 degrees F, it's 6 AM, and I am prying ice off the top of the koi pond because I think one of the bubblers has quit. Also the ants had discovered the plate that had contained the last of the Williamsburg Orange Cake in the kitchen sink, and there was great (ant) rejoicing. (J cleaned the ants up).

Also, something sinister is going on with my neighbor's pool: