Fish Pills

When you reach a certain age, you are required to have certain things: bifocals, pocket kleenex, a condo in Florida. And fish pills; also called grandly "Omega Fatty Acid delivery vehicles". The claims for these are ridiculous. Apparently fish live forever, never have heart problems, and are nature's little Einsteins until a seal eats them. Since I already eat gummy vitamins, and could happily overdose on them, I bowed to peer pressure and found the gummy equivalent of the fish pills. They look good, the first bite tastes like sugar, and then tart lemon..and then OMG TUNA. I don't care that it is dolphin-safe, mercury and pcb free tuna. I threw them away, after taking a photo.