The Yarn Hoard

Grrl on Den of Angels knits (Sonja, her Onyx-Vesuvia "knits", which is how I figured out that Grrl also knits, and is on Ravelry.) I do not knit, so I find this fascinating, especially as I adore yarn. She sent me a link to yarn.com and while I have no idea what I am looking at, I want it.

I suppose I could pet it and occasionally make wigs. Here is a sample page:

It's like wearable paint.