Mystery From China

So in the post yesterday, along with the Shiva, was a tighly-rolled parcel from China, with just a guy's name, no company, and when I got it opened and unrolled it, it proved to be a high-quality non-slip doormat, exactly the right size to put in front of my kitchen sink. My brother is the chief suspect, but he's already sent me Christmas presents, so I am not sure. It's a great mat, and is amusingly inappropriate, which makes me think it IS my brother :D