Jeff Ensslen's Cigarettes
Yes, Dunwich Horror Cigarettes, as if smoking wasn't nasty enough. And if you have a printer, you can print the carton, glue and fold it. The pdf for the carton is here:
Directions for recycling the cello outer layer are here (requires being old enough to buy ciggies, otherwise you can get cellophane at Michaels and paper-covered drinking straws make ok prop cigs).