It did not go well. Cue "Psycho" music...
Still working on the porch... I wanted something to put under the ends of the tension rods that will hold up some sheer curtains, because the rubber ends mess up any paint under them. But I was kind of baffled as to what I wanted to put there, until I went to JoAnns and saw these in the scrapbooking department:
They even have a hole in the center for a nail. I put them up with carpet tacks, as they are easy to pull if I need to repaint:
The checkered floor is what it will look like--I decided I needed to paint the ceiling, ugh, so that pushes back the flooring at least a week.
Since I have been living at Home Depot, I have been amused at the things in the parking lot: