The Inexplicable Ham
A co-worker of J's pointed this out to him. She knew he liked to cook, and wondered what was so special about this ham. My theory is that they fly it perched on a first-class seat from Spain to the US, then motorcade it to your home. Who knows? But note that "there are only two left" if you want some ham. Also we found something equivalently priced and less likely to spoil in the fridge:
Or you can do what we did--we went to Target, and for around 19.00 we found a really good honey-baked ham that we will eat the entire month of December in sandwiches and on other things. And there were plenty more in the case.