Matt Whyman in French (and English)

Here is the English cover for Matt Whyman's mini-pig memoire; you can pretty much tell it will be an adorable and heart-warming story about some pet mini pigs. However, the French publisher, deciding there was not enough Amour present on the cover, kicked it up a notch:

I want to work for a French publisher. I would get to draw more flowers, and put "The Love Pig" on my CV along with "Help Me, I'm Falling in Love With the Vampire Next Door." (Celine Chatillion, orig issued Liquid Silver Books).